neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

pocket-alex:

princeowl:

mangomamita:

don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college

we dont need no education

we dont need no thought control 

image

(Source: tortillah)

queenliu:

i think it’s  comforting to  know that if you ever decide that you don’t like who you are as a person, you can change. you can cut your hair and learn to be kinder and cut old ties and unlearn bad habits and start going by your middle name or a completely new one

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

mag-gician:

princessjanecrocker:

virginslut:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

it really doesnt 

Churlish.

This video is my favorite thing okay

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like