What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
Customer: Can I get, uh, regular, uh, normal sized, uh, caffeinated hot, uh, um, mochaccino latte? And one of those breakfast sandwiches with the egg and the cheese?
Wedding gown for Margaery, Krikor Jabotian
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!
IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??
IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????
YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD
HE MAD YALL!!!!!!
the best fucking response ive ever seen